meri class.........

Meri class……………. Gajab hai meri class. Meri class me 10 student hai. Or saare k saare gajab student hai. Koi bhi seedha nhi hai or koi bhi makkar nhi hai apni-2 najar me. Class me kayee group bane huye hai. Or sbhi group k bacche aapas me best friend hai or ek-dusre k liye Katter dusman. Ek dusre ko peeche chodne or chitakasi krne me koi bhi kam nhi hai magar fir bhi kuch lg meri class me thik hai jo apni jagah hamesha sahee hote hai pr kya kr skte hai es sbme vo student bhi ghasiete ja rhe hai, sb ek-dusre se bachte se ghumte hai or hamesha aange nikalne ki hodd me rehte hai. Shakl se seedhe dhikne vale student bhi gajab ki raajneeti krte hai meri class me. Aap soch bhi nhi skte ki ye chaal kisne chali hai or banduk kis k khandhe pe hai or nisaana hamesha saamne vala group he hota hai. Bach k rehna re baba. Hai na gajab meri class.

Our workshops.

Mai dayalbagh p.g.d.j.m.c. ka student hu or hamara course kaafi badiya or instresting hai. Hmari class delhi se e-class duara lgti hai. Meri class me 10 student hai. Saare student kaafi hosiyaar bhi hai. Hmare teacher hmare saath kaafi mehnat bhi krte hai or samy-samay pr hmari workshop bhi krayi jati hai. Jisme ki teacher delhi se hume padhane or sikhane aate hai oe kaafi badiya tarike se hume sikhate hai. Sabse pehle MAJGAOKER SIR aaye jinhone ki kaafi badiya tarike se hume photograpy sikhayi or unki workshop 3 din tk chali. Unke baad MANAS SIR aaye or unhono kaafi badiya tarike se hume advertising sikhayi, unki workshop 2 din tk chali. Fir NEHA MEM aayi or unhono bhi editing etc. sikhayi. En sabhi workshop me mene dekha Saare teacher sikhane ko humesha tyar rehte the or kuch new or different krne pr hamesha jor dete the. Unke maargdarshan k kaaran he humara saara kaam or 1^st semester acche se complete ho gya.

TAJ MAHOTSAV MERI NAJAR SE............

TAJ MAHOTSAV AGRA KI JAAN HAI. MAI 21 FEB. 2011 KO TAJ MAHOTAV DEKHNE  GYA THA. MAI PEHLI BAAR TAJ MAHTAV DEKHNE GYA THA OR APNE FRIENS DEEPAK OR MOHIT K SAATH GYA THA. TAJ MAHOTAV AGRA ME HR SAAL MNAYA JATA HAI OR ESME SAAMIL HONE BDI DUR-2 SE LOG AATE HAI OR BAHUT SE NEW MATERIAL BHI LAATE HAI BECHNE K LIYE. YE 8 DIN TK CHALTA HAI OR AGRA ME YE EK TYOHAAR KI TARAH MNAYA JATA HAI. TAJ MAHOTSAV ME BAHUT BDE-2 KLAKAAR BHI HISSA LETE HAI. MAI TAJ MAHOTASV ME LOGO KI NEW-2 KLAKRITIYO KO DEK K DANGG THA. VAHAN SBSE MEHENGI KLAKRITI LAKDI K BNE TIRUPATI JI KI MURTI HAI JO KI 8 FT. UNCHI HAO OR ESKI KEEMAT 3 LAKH RS. HAI. YE MURTI KAFI AAKAERSHAK HAI. ESKE ALAVA BHI TAJ MAHOTSAV ME KAAFI KUCH THA DEKHNE KO. HR TARAH KA SAMAAN VAAHN MOOJUD THA. HR TARAH K MANORANJAN K SAADHAN VAHAN MOOJUD THE. ES TARAH MAI KEH SKTA HUI TAJ MAHOTSAV ME MOOJUD HAI EK MINI BHARAT.

A big msunderstading.

Mai ek story btata hu. Ek ek baheliya(birds catcher) jungle me birds pakadne gya. Magar durbhaagyabas us din uvo ek bhi bird nhi pakad paaya. Vo pure din ghumta rha. Ghumte-2 jb dopher ho gyi to vo thak-haar k ek tree k nieche let gya or aaram krne lga. Us tree pe ek hanns bheita hua tha or us hanns ne dekha ki vo baheliya tree k patto me se aa rhi dhup ki kirno k kaarad so nhi pa rha hai to usne paropkaarbas apne pankh un dhup ki kirno k saamne feila diye or baheliya k muh pe aana band ho gyi. Tabi vahan se ek crow udta hua gujra or usne us baheliya ko aaram krte hue dekha or socha ki ye dust hume pakad k bech deta hai or yahan mast aaram kr rha hai or usne us baheliya k uppar vista kr di. Baheliya ki jb aankh khuli to usne dekha ki uske uppar ek hanns bhieta hai or usne socha ki vista esi hanns ne ki hai or usne krodh me aaker ek he teer me us hanns ka shikaar kr diya or hanns ne apne praan vahee tyaag diye.

Moral- help usi ki krni chaiye jo us help k kavil ho, vrna nuksaan tume he hoga.

Virgin Mobile - Changing Room 20sec Hinglish.mpeg

ye virgin mobile company ka advertisment hai. esme btaya gya hai ki ek second ki galti bhi bhari pad sakti hai. esme ye bhi btaya hai ki agar apni baat samjhane me time lgaoge to na gher k rahoge na ghaat k. esliye jb bhi apni baat samjaane ki baat ho to jaldi kare or samjhanne ki puri koshish kare or apna mobile jra kas k pakde.

Funny Indian ad about AIDS awareness --Courtroom

ye ek samajik add. hai. esme kaafi badiya tarike se aids k prati logo ko jaagrup kiya gya hai. ye add. logo ka dhyaan aakarshit krta hai or unhe aids k baare me jaan ne ko aagaashar ho sake. es add. me kaafi bdiya tarike se aadalat me question-answers k jarire samjaya gya hai ki aapko or kisi ki jaankari mile na mile pr aids ki jarur milegi.

Very funny Indian ad for Education Times ,TOI - Hair Art

ye education times ka add. hai. or esme btaya gya hai ki kisi bhi institute se education leke rattu tota ban ne se accha hai ki kisi acche institute se education leke puri tarah se perfect bna jaye. ye add. ye bhi btata hai ki agar hum raatu tota banke field me utarenge to hamesha khaali hi reh jayenge esliye aisa institute select kare jo aapke talent ko baahar nikaal sake.

Funny Indian ad Hutch Eskimo 2 windows live search MSN

ye hutch ka add. hai or esme hutch company ne apni company ki batter service k baare me btaya hai. es add. k duara hutch mobile company ye bta rhi hai ki uski company ka net aap kahee bhi, kabhi bhi use kr sakte hai. jb bhi aap net use krte hai, ye aapko kaafi badiya service deta hai or aapko koi pareshaani bhi nhi hoti ese use krne me bakki aapko sb kuch sajeeb sa lagta hai.

Very Funny Indian Commercial (TV AD) Coool! 3,00,000+ Views!

ye bhi camlin company ka add. hai. es add. me kaafi satiek or manoranjak tarike se white baord k baare me btaya gya hai. eske saath he es add. me ye bhi kaafi badiya tarike se btaya hai kese log misunderstanding se kuch ka kuch samaj lete hai or hansi to tb aati hai jb es add. me peon bhi change nikaal k rakh deta hai. camlin k add kaafi badiya tarike se apni baat keh jate hai.

Camlin Marker Funny Indian Commercial Advertisement

its a camlin marker add. es add. me kaffi badiya or funny tarike se camlin markerk ki majbuti k baare me btaya gya hai. es add. k duara am samaj skte hai ki camlin marker kaffi badiya kaam krta hai or eska likha naseeb bhi palat sakta hai jo ki kaafi funny thing hai magar dhekne or sajne me kaffi maja aata hat. matlav ye add. bdi khubi se camlin markr ka sandesh de deta hai.

Award winning & funny Indian ad for Glycodin

ye glycodin ka add. hai. esme bahut he badiya tarike se glycodin ka kaam or funny things bhi dikhayi deti hai. es add. me glycodin k kaam k alava aandvisvaas bhi dikhaya gya hai. matlav bacche ko goud me le k baba ji jo bhi bolenge vo he bacche ka naam ho jata hai or vo baccha apni puri jindgi us naam k saath he gujaarta hai. kher ye add. kaafi badiya hai or dhekne me maje bhi aate hai.

water pollution

Agra me water pollution din-b-din badta ja rha hai. logo k gharo se gandgi nikal k naaliyo k duara bde naalo me milti hai or ye bde naale yamuna nadi me milte hai. eske alava nagar mahapalika bhi pure agra ka kuda-krkat yamuna me he daalte hai. es kude-krkat k kaaran he agra me bahut c jagah yamuna ek choti c naali bankr reh gyi hai. yahan log yamuna me he apne jaanvar nehlate hai, kapde dhote hai or yamuna me khub gandgi badhate hai. yahaan tk ki pure agra me pani water works se pani jata hai, agar es pani ko check karen to payenge ki es pani me bhi keede pade huye hai mtlv vo pani bhi shudh nhi hai jise pura agra apne jyadatr kaamo me use krta hai. ye pani yahan k logo me lgataar bamaariyo ko bda rhe hai.lekin ab samay aa gya hai ki hum sb agravaasi ekjut ho water pollution k khilaaf khade ho or apni yamuna maiya ka astitav bacha sake. 

my friends.

mai suru se he ladko k saath he pda tha. mere clg me girls to thi magar unki class alag lagti thi esliye haalat ye thi  ki mai or mere saare dost girls se baat krne me bhi darne lge the. girls ko dhekte he hmari haalat khaarab ho jati thi or hum unse kanni kaatne lg jate the or un sb me meri haalat etni kharaab thi k sb dost mera majaak udate the. fir jb hum lo g school paas kr k college pahuche to hume pehli baar girls k saath padne ka mouka mila magar hmari haalat fir se kharaab ho jati. girls humse baat krne aati or hum bhaagne lag jate. kher girls ka darr kaafi din me dur hua or kaafi saaari girls aaj hmari dost bhi hai or hum kafi acche se rehte hai or khub masti krte hai.

i love bunked in school time.

Mene apni 11th or 12th R.E.I. Dayalbagh se ki. R.E.I. me kaafi acche se padhayi hoti thi. esliye hum thodae se padhayi se bore bhi ho jate the. mera ek dost tha virendra, use class bunk krne ka bda sauk tha. hum us se jalte the ki ye saari class bunk kr leta hai or hum class me bhait k pakte rehte hai., fir humne us se bunk ki technquies puchi to uisne hume btaya or humne bhi clg ki diwaar khud k class bunk krna start ker diya. class bunk k baad hum movie dhekne jate the or bahut c jagah ghumte bhi the. es maamle me pese kharch krna virendra ka he kaam hota tha or hum logo pr jb bhi pese hote the tb hum use vaapas kr dete the. ek baar to hum pakde bhi gye or principle ne papa ko bhi bula liya tb hum sb me khub maar pdi or humne padhyi start kr di. 

first rain of the year.

15 february 2011 ko subah 2:15 baje se baarish start ho gyi, ye es saal ki pehli baarish thi. boondo ki aawaj se meri aankh khuli  or mene uth kr dhekha to paya ki halki-2 boonda-baandi ho rhi thi. es time february me bhi kesa ajeeb sa mausam ho rha hai. jahan feb. me gulabhi thand honi chaieye bahee na k barabar thand pad rhi hai or din me to gajab ki garmi padti hai or rhi baat barsaat ki to vo bhi pad gyi matlav  ek saath teeno mausam ka maja esi mahine me aa gya. magar ye bina mausam ki barsaat bahut hanikaarak hai, jra samhal k es mousam ka maja lijieye. kher baarish to kaafi tej ho gyi hai or next day bhi kaafi baarish hui. logio ko es se kaafi pareshaani ka saamna krna pda.

MERI DELHI YATRA

MAI PHELI BAAR DELHI APNI FRND MUKTA OR ANSHUL K SAATH GYA. PEHLI BAAR MAI AKELA APNE GHER SE NIKLA PR MUJE JRA BHI DARR NHI LAG RHA THA BALKI MAJE AA RHE THE. HUM TEENO LOG AGRA SE INTERSITY TRAIN K DUARA DELHI PAHUCHE FIR HUM TEENO APNE-2 RUKNE K STAAN PR CHALE GYE. MAI TO APNE JIJA JI K YAHAN RUKNE VALA THA, MUKTA APNI MOUSI K YAHAN OR ANSHUL APNI EK FRND K YAHAN. NEXT DAY HUM LOG MILE OR DELHI KUCH MIAN MARKET S ME GHUME OR KUCH MALLS ME BHI. HUMNE KUCH SHOPING BHI KI. FIR NFXT DAY HUMNE KUTUB MINAR OR RED FORT DEKHA. FIR HUM LOGO NE RAJGHAAT BHI DEKHA. NEXT DAY HUMNE INDIA GATE DEKHA OR BHI KAAFI SAARI CHEIZEN DEKHI PR TIME KI KMI K KARAAD HUME SB JALDI-2 ME DEKHNA PDA. METRO KA SAFAR TO EK ALAG HE EXPERIANCE DETA HAI OR AANKHO ME DELHI KI YAADIEN LIYE OR MAN ME VAAPAS DELHI GUMNE KA VAADA LIYE HUM AGAR LOUT AAYE. 

TODAY IS VALENTINES DAY

TODAY IS VALENTIES DAY. YE APNE PYAAR KA EJHAAR KRNE KA DIN HOTA HAI PR MERE HISAAB SE KOI BHI PRSN KESE EK NISCHIT DIN KO PYAAR KA EJHAAR KRNE KA DIN YA APNA PYAAR JTANE KA DIN KEH SKTA HAI. AAP JIS SE BHI PYAAR KRTE HO US SE APNE PYAAR KA EJHAAR KRNE K LIYE PURE SAAL ES DIN KA WAIT KRNA TO BEWKUFI HAI BHAYA, TB TK TO KOI OR BAAJI MAAR LE JAYEGA. ESLIYE JISE BHI PYAAR KRTE HO USE KM SE KM BTA TO DO FIR SAATH ME ES PYAAR K TYOHAAR KA MAJA LO. LEKIN BHAIYA JRA SAMHAL K ES KAFI SAARE PYAAR K DUSMANO KI NAJAR NEW PARINDO PE HE REHTI HAI ESLIYE BAJAAY AAJ K DIN VALENTINE MNANE K, EK DIN PEHLE YA EK DIN BAAD MNA LO. TUMARA PARTNER BHAAG THODE HE JAYEGA MGAR BHAIYA ES UMAR ME TUTE DAANT KBI VAAPAS NHI AATE. ESLIYE JRA KYAAL RAKHNA BHAIYA. TAKE CARE.

AGRA'S FIRST MARATHON

AAJ 14FEB. KO AGRA ME MARTHON RACE HUI, MENE BHI USME PARTICIPATE KIYA. YE RACE 21 K.M.OR 6 K.M. KI THI OR ES RACE ME AGRA K SCHOOLS K STUDENT ETC. NE PARTICIPATE KIYA. ES RACE ME LAGBHAG 25,000 LOG THE. ES RCE KA MAIN AIM "BETI BACHO,BETI PADHO" OR 'POLLUTION HTAO OR JAAGRUPTA LAAO" THA. ES RACE ME MAIN CHIEF GUEST K RUP ME "DYNA HEDAN" AAYI THI. ESI K SAATH ES RACE ME AGRA K D.M. AMRIT ABHIJAAT BHI AAYE THE. EN LOGO K ALAVA OR BHI SAHAR K KUCH MAIN LOG AAYE THE. 6 K.M. KI RACE KI STARTING AGRA K D.M. AMRIT ABHIJAAT NE FLAG OFF KR K KI OR 21 K.M. KI RACE KI STARTING "DYNA HEDAN" NE WHITE KBUTAR OR GUBBAARE UDA K KI. 21 K.M. KI RACE SUBAH 6 SE 8 BAJE TK THI OR 6 K.M. KI SUBAH 8 SE 10 BAJE TK THI. YE PURA PROGRAMME KAFFI BDIYA TARIKE SE SAMPAAN HUA.